Get a lawn-mower. It’s that simple. That way, you don’t have to meticulously comb the yard with the annoying weed-whacker. On top of that, your neighbors won’t despise you for being an inconsiderate ass. Lawn-mowers are larger, thus they cover more ground. The weed-whacker is used mainly for getting into hard spots, corners, around trees, …
My girlfriend in college was a strong woman. She let me know when I was objectifying her, or when my masculine naivety became too much. I was lucky for her experience. The man I became, after knowing her, was less domineering, and more willing to listen. I’m still a stubborn ass, but I know how to …
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Below is a list of news the mainstream media have found in their best interests to skim over. What’s more important to them is the continued barrage of race-baiting, and yellow-journalism. Turn on your TV, you won’t be hearing about any of this, and if you do, it’s most definitely spun into cotton-candy news. Iran …
The Mayans didn’t say the world would end. Their calendar ended. Orson Welles didn’t mean to scare everyone but he sure as hell did. Michael Jordan was great. So was the great wall. They vilified the ocean. A hole was being made in the sky, at the top of the Earth. The old men at …
Trayvon Martin was killed by George Zimmerman, meanwhile, smoldering bodies are found in Detroit, and by the time you finish reading this, several of the world’s women will have been raped. Unemployment is worse than the government wants us to think. People are also underemployed. For many just getting on their feet, gas is not affordable. …
Snooki is Pregnant. Rick Santorum is being taken seriously. Basketball game. Highway, two red lights. Legs tired. Have it your way. I’m lovin’ it. Guns don’t kill people, TJ Lane does. Nicki Minaj’s booty. Puffy shoes and fluorescent laces. The end of the world. There is not enough room in Iran for Iran. Shots ring …
News from Green Acres: The house on Renfrew was busted and the guys are in the slammer. There are several dogs chained-up in backyards. The street is quiet and the streetlights are not on. Pat Caputo has a degree in journalism from a major university. He has won awards as a journalist. Pat Caputo is also …
If the United States engages Iran in any way (which is looking like an inevitability) I will have lost all faith in my government, all hope in peace, and all confidence the United Nations. Wait a minute, I never had confidence in the UN. All it has done is looked pretty – been a nice …
I want 2011 back. Matter of fact, I want the last ten years back. Here’s what we’ll do. We will make our own webspaces and use facebook less. We will stop looking into our cell-phones so much. We will cook dinner and invite people over more often. We’ll ask more from our government, instead of letting …
All the peace has been written. There are too many things to sob about and fight over, too many burning trucks and people waving flags and children holding Kalashnikovs for us to sit around and waste our time writing about it. It gets done. The terrible parts of human nature need no writers to encourage them, or …