Not-So-Moody Blues
These are some wild dreams.
Stand Up
Saginaw
I have decided to release my book. It is free. You can download it via the following link. Saginaw by Tom Laverty Many of these poems appeared first in Unsaid, The Cortland Review, and Passages North.
Birthday Letter 2012: No Doomsday
Here is the excerpt. DAMMET
A Two Run Double
Maybe the beginnings of things are forgotten because there’s so much that comes after. My tooth was chipped in first grade when I accidentally walked into a guard rail, but this only happened because at the beginning I wasn’t paying attention. The not-paying-attention part of it is something I have forgotten and something that many people never …
Best Facebook Apps of 2012
Enjoy this list of top Facebook apps for 2012 while I go hang myself in the Starbucks bathroom. 1. Pinterest: Discover, collect, and share inspiration with your friends. Also, show your friends how earth-shattering your neuroses are, and flood their newsfeeds with tedious bullshit. It’s a good thing to exhibit how unoriginal your ideas are! 2. …
Google Trends: Khloe Kardashian, Mitch Lucker, Movember, Camilla Belle, Chipotle
These are the hottest trends in the United States, according to Google Trends. This is what people want to know about. It’s what they care about. I have just poured half a bottle of wine into a mason jar and decided I’m going to find out why these search terms are the hottest. Khloe Kardashian: …
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Hot Weather Etiquette
As I sit in my room and type this, the thermometer is bobbing up to 96.6 Fahrenheit. Likely we will reach 102 today in Detroit. Is it global warming? Or is it just hot today? I’m not going to start that debate here. I’ll save it for the bar, where everyone is a climatoligst/political strategist. One thing …
New Pro-Force Newsletter
Here it is: Pro-Force Leadership July Events: Introducing FIRST ANNUAL FILM EXPO
The Donkey and the Elephant, A Reoccurring Nightmare
On the TV, the republican argues with the democrat, then they go have a fancy lunch together. Nancy fucking Pelosi struts on the television and some old, white republican with a condescending snarl criticizes her on a different network. You take a side. You get into it. And they go and have $400 lunches. And …
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Weed-whacker Abuse.
Get a lawn-mower. It’s that simple. That way, you don’t have to meticulously comb the yard with the annoying weed-whacker. On top of that, your neighbors won’t despise you for being an inconsiderate ass. Lawn-mowers are larger, thus they cover more ground. The weed-whacker is used mainly for getting into hard spots, corners, around trees, …